Sulaiman Loses His Nuts

Sulaiman and I are watching TV and eating sunflower seeds (kuaci). He calls them nuts. 

 

Sulaiman: Oh no! I lost my nuts!

Me: Whut?

Sulaiman: My nuts! They gone.

Me: You’re a boy. You’d better look for your nuts.

(Sulaiman looks down his t-shirt)

Sulaiman: Nope. Don’t have nuts under my baju (clothes)

Me: You should check in your shorts.

(Sulaiman looks in his shorts)

Sulaiman: I cannot find my nuts Mama. My nuts are gone.

Me: Did your nuts fall on the floor? Better check. I don’t want the ants to come and eat them.

(Sulaiman gets off the sofa and searches the floor)

Sulaiman: I got no nuts Mama. I lost my nuts.

 

I know it’s a little mean. But it’s also a little funny. I laughed throughout this conversation 😛

Facebooktwitterredditpinterestlinkedinmail

The Ninja

The Ninja is a working mother of two. You can read about her journey as an aspiring housewife at www.NinjaHousewife.com or at her website about kinda being professional and stuff at www.LailaZain.com

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.