Sulaiman and I are watching TV and eating sunflower seeds (kuaci). He calls them nuts.
Sulaiman: Oh no! I lost my nuts!
Me: Whut?
Sulaiman: My nuts! They gone.
Me: You’re a boy. You’d better look for your nuts.
(Sulaiman looks down his t-shirt)
Sulaiman: Nope. Don’t have nuts under my baju (clothes)
Me: You should check in your shorts.
(Sulaiman looks in his shorts)
Sulaiman: I cannot find my nuts Mama. My nuts are gone.
Me: Did your nuts fall on the floor? Better check. I don’t want the ants to come and eat them.
(Sulaiman gets off the sofa and searches the floor)
Sulaiman: I got no nuts Mama. I lost my nuts.
I know it’s a little mean. But it’s also a little funny. I laughed throughout this conversation 😛