We drive past a huge billboard about GST – the Goods & Services Tax that the government implemented on virtually every daily necessity thus slowly killing Malaysians 6% at a time.
Sulaiman: G… S… T… GST!
Me: Boo! I don’t like GST.
Sulaiman: I like GST!
Me: GST is the Goods & Services Tax. It means the politicians are taking Mama’s money.
Sulaiman: What?! They is taking Mama’s money?!
Me: Yup. Politicians taking my money. You want to be a politician Sulaiman?
Sulaiman: Yes.
Me: Are you going to implement GST too?
Sulaiman: No, I don’t like GST. I like HST!
Me: What’s HST?
Sulaiman: HST is Helps You Tea.