The Best Worst One-Liners So Far

Sulaiman: Mama! I color on the wall so many beautiful color!


Ayub: Mama! I poke Sulaiman eye with the pencil but I already say sorry!


Me: What are you eating?

Sulaiman: I don’t know. I found it on the floor.


Sulaiman: Mama! I poo poo in the bathtub!


Ayub: Mama! I poo poo in my shorts!


Ayub: Mama! Sulaiman spill all the Milo! On the table… And the floor… And the computer…


Sulaiman: Mama! I broke the computer!


Ayub: Mama! Sulaiman broke Mama phone!


Me: Why is Sulaiman crying?

Ayub: Because I punch his face.

 

 

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The Ninja

The Ninja is a working mother of two. You can read about her journey as an aspiring housewife at www.NinjaHousewife.com or at her website about kinda being professional and stuff at www.LailaZain.com

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