Me: Ayah, can you bathe the children please?
(Sulaiman drops to his hands and knees dramatically)
Sulaiman: Mamaaaaa..!
Me: What happened?!
Sulaiman: My tummy is so painful!
Me: Really?!
Sulaiman: I… cannot… bathe…
Me: Oh.
Sulaiman: My leg is so painful. I cannot… bathe…
Mr Ninja: Hmm…