We just got back from a mini-vacation where we traveled with Mr Ninja’s childhood friends. This conversation happened in the van we were in. The baby and his parents were seated in the row in front of us.
Ayub: Aww the baby so cute!
Me: Yeah, he’s so cute.
Ayub: The baby is a… What mama?
Me: What, what?
Ayub: The baby. So cute baby. Is a…
Me: I don’t know… What are you asking me?
Ayub: I don’t know. What’s that?
Me: What’s what?
Ayub: The baby…
Me: Yes..?
Ayub: The baby is… a human!
Me: Hahaha. Of course he’s a human. What else would he be? He’s not an alien.
Sulaiman: (whispering) He’s a zombie.
Ayub: No sulaiman! No! That baby is a HUMAN!
Sulaiman: (still whispering) I… am… a zombieeeee…
