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The Most Disappointing Day in Ayub’s Life

Ayub: Mama, where are the minions now?

Me: Hmm? Minions..?

Ayub: Yeah minions. Where do they live now?

Me: Oh… Minions aren’t real baby, I’m sorry. They’re just in a movie.

Ayub: What?! Minions… are not real?

Me: No. I’m sorry.

Ayub: Ohhhh… What about dinosaurs? Are they real?

Me: Yeah! Dinosaurs are real! But…

Ayub: Where are the dinosaurs? What country are the dinosaurs Mama?

Me: Hmm… The dinosaurs died unfortunately. They’re dead.

Ayub: What?! The dinosaurs are dead? All the dinosaurs?

Me: All the dinosaurs. A really really big rock came from space and hit the Earth and BOOM! killed all the dinosaurs.

Ayub: Oh.

Me: Sorry kiddo.

Ayub: Minions are not real. And dinosaurs are dead.

 

 

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The Ninja

The Ninja is a working mother of two. You can read about her journey as an aspiring housewife at www.NinjaHousewife.com or at her website about kinda being professional and stuff at www.LailaZain.com

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