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The Time The Police Nearly Arrested Me And Sent Me To Jail

Me: Ayub, be careful with that book…

Ayub: I don’t know.

Me: What don’t you know baby?

Ayub: I don’t know why got money, money, money, so many money everywhere.

Me: Oh, it’s because this book is about making money online.

(Ayub opens the book and sees the picture of the author on the inner sleeve)

Ayub: Hey! It’s that him. It’s Uncle Binju.

Me: Yeah! This is Uncle Peng Joon’s book.

Ayub: This is Uncle Binju book?

Me: Yup.

Ayub: Why… why the Mama have Uncle Binju book? Cannot take other people book. That’s naughty. Wait the police come, take Mama, put Mama in the jail!

Me: No no no… Uncle Peng Joon gave me this book, as a present. It’s my book. But Uncle Peng Joon wrote it.

Ayub: …are you suuuuure Mama?

Me: Yes.

Ayub: …ok. But cannot take other people things. Wait the police come and you go to jail.

Me: Ok Ayub.

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The Ninja

The Ninja is a working mother of two. You can read about her journey as an aspiring housewife at www.NinjaHousewife.com or at her website about kinda being professional and stuff at www.LailaZain.com

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