The World According to Ayub

Ayub really loves babies. This conversation happened a day after this one. Again in the van.

Ayub: Awww so cute the baby!

Me: Yes, he’s very cute.

Ayub: The baby is a…

Me: Oh I know this one! A human. The baby is a human.

Ayub: Yes. Baby is a human.

Me: A cute little baby human boy.

Ayub: No Mama. It’s not a boy. It’s a baby.

Me: He is a baby boy.

Ayub: No-O-o-o… not a boy. Baby is a baby. Later baby become boy or girl. Baby is baby.

Me: Woah… is that how the world works for you?

Ayub: First it’s baby baby. Ayub is a boy not a baby. Later Ayub become a man. Like Ayah. Ayah is a man. But Ayah was a boy then become a man. Mama is a woh-man. Before Mama was a girl. But Ayub not a girl. Ayub is a boy. And the baby is a baby. Later baby become boy and man or baby become girl and woh-man.

Me: Sooooo… Baby is not a boy?

Ayub: No. Not boy.

Me: And baby is not a girl?

Ayub: No. Baby is baby.

Me: Hmmm… ok.

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The Ninja

The Ninja is a working mother of two. You can read about her journey as an aspiring housewife at www.NinjaHousewife.com or at her website about kinda being professional and stuff at www.LailaZain.com

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