I fart in front of the kids.
Me: Oh, what was that?!
Ayub: Sulaiman fart!
Sulaiman: No! Ayub fart!
Ayub: No not Ayub. Sulaiman! Fart like “pomb!”
Sulaiman: No Sulaiman not fart like “pomb!” Sulaiman fart like “pfffffffft.”
Me: Sulaiman fart like “pfffffft?!”
Sulaiman: No mama. It’s quiet… (he whispers) like “pffffffffffffffft.”
Ayub: That’s disgusting. Ayub fart like “POMB!”
