Lying down in bed nursing morning sickness and havoc breaks loose in our little home… Ayub is on the laptop, Sulaiman is playing with my phone, Mr Ninja is playing on his PC…
Mr Ninja: The internet is down!
Me: Oh.
Mr Ninja: Can I use your phone to call Unifi?
Me: Yah. I think Sulaiman has it.
Overheard as Mr Ninja walks to the living room where the kids are…
Mr Ninja: Sulaiman..? Sulaiman, Ayah needs to use Mama’s phone.
Ayub: Sulaiman don’t know how to spell “YouTube”
Mr Ninja: There’s no internet so there’s no YouTube
Sulaiman: I want YouTube!!!
Mr Ninja: There’s no internet…
Ayub: How to spell YouTube? Sulaiman don’t know.
Mr Ninja: I need to call the internet company to fix the internet…
Sulaiman: Ayah, Mama phone not working!
Mr Ninja: Give me Mama’s phone…
Ayub: The computer is broken!
Mr Ninja: There’s NO internet…
Sulaiman bursts into tears.
Mr Ninja: -_-‘