While we were on vacation, the door of the bathroom in the homestay we rented didn’t lock. Sulaiman walks in on me while I’m showering.
Sulaiman: Mama whachu doin?
Me: Taking a shower. Go away please.
Sulaiman: Hey! Where’s your pepet?!
Me: I’m a girl I don’t have a pepet. Only boys have pepet.
Sulaiman: Mama not a girl. Mama is a oh-man. Ayah is a man. Sulaiman is…
Me: Go away sulaimaaaaaan…
Sulaiman: Mama why your pepet so small?
Me: I’m closing the door I love you bye.
Sulaiman: I cannot seeeeee your pepet.
Me: Sulaimaaaaaan! Move, I want to close the door.
Sulaiman: Sulaiman pepet is small. But Mama pepet is smaller.
Me: Go away.
