We’re having lunch at a busy food court in a packed mall. A rather overweight man squeezes his way past Ayub’s chair…
Ayub: OH MY GOD MAMA! Look at that man. He’s SO FAT!
Me: Ayub..!
Ayub: Oh My GOOOODDDDD. He’s SOOOOOOOOO FAT!
Me: (whispering) Ayub, shhhhh… Dont’ say that. It’s very rude.
Ayub: (at exactly the same loud volume as before) It’s very rude Mama? Yeah! He’s so FAT and RUUUUUDE!
Whoever you are, I’m so sorry.
