Sulaiman: I want Mama to wear my pants.
Me: Wear them yourself silly billy.
Sulaiman: I cannot.
Me: Why not?
Sulaiman: Because my legs are too short.
Me: That doesn’t even make sense.
Sulaiman: I cannot reach my feet.
Me: Wear your pants.
Sulaiman: But I’m only three years old. And I like Mama so much.
