Ayub: Mama, do you shishi in the toilet?
Me: Yes…
Ayub: Mama, do you poo poo in the toilet?
Me: Yes…
Ayub: Is your poo poo big?
Me: Whut?
Ayub: Mamaaaaa… your poo poo. Is it big poo poo?
Me: Yeah I guess so. Sometimes.
Ayub: Yeah coz mama is big like so huge. So your poo poo is so big.
Me: 🙁