Nothing gets me more excited than receiving Reader Submissions for Children Speak Funny.
Earlier this evening I received a bunch of messages from my 9-yr old niece, Tasneem, using her grandmother’s phone.
Isn’t that adorable?!
Tasneem is 9, Yusuff is 8, Idriss is 5 and Shuibb is 4.
I wrote a transcript of the alleged conversations based on Tasneem’s story:
Yusuff is sick taking medication. His little brother Shuibb thinks medicine is nice…
Tasneem: Hi Shuibb!
Shuibb: (fake sneezing) *atoo *atoo… I’m sick.
Tasneem: Really? You’re sick?
Shuibb: Yeah, I’m sick. I want medicine.
Tasneem: If you’re sick then go upstairs and rest with Yusuff.
Shuibb: No! I’m not sick!
The next day Shuibb is down with a runny nose…
Tasneem: Shuibb, are you sick?
Idriss: (out of nowhere) Now you have to eat yucky medicine!
Shuibb: I’M NOT SICK!!!
The End.