A Reader Submission From My 9-yr Old Niece

Nothing gets me more excited than receiving Reader Submissions for Children Speak Funny.

Earlier this evening I received a bunch of messages from my 9-yr old niece, Tasneem, using her grandmother’s phone.

children speak say funny things

children kids speak say funny things

Isn’t that adorable?!

Tasneem is 9, Yusuff is 8, Idriss is 5 and Shuibb is 4.

I wrote a transcript of the alleged conversations based on Tasneem’s story:

 

Yusuff is sick taking medication. His little brother Shuibb thinks medicine is nice…

Tasneem: Hi Shuibb!

Shuibb: (fake sneezing) *atoo *atoo… I’m sick.

Tasneem: Really? You’re sick?

Shuibb: Yeah, I’m sick. I want medicine.

Tasneem: If you’re sick then go upstairs and rest with Yusuff.

Shuibb: No! I’m not sick!

 

The next day Shuibb is down with a runny nose…

Tasneem: Shuibb, are you sick?

Idriss: (out of nowhere) Now you have to eat yucky medicine!

Shuibb: I’M NOT SICK!!!

The End.

 

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The Ninja

The Ninja is a working mother of two. You can read about her journey as an aspiring housewife at www.NinjaHousewife.com or at her website about kinda being professional and stuff at www.LailaZain.com

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