Me: What kind of superpowers do you want?
Sulaiman: No!
Ayub: I want to Spiderman superpower!
Me: That’s cool.
Sulaiman: Me too! I want Spiderman superpower!
Ayub: No, you cannot. I’m Spiderman. You’re NO!
Me: You can both be Spidermen. One Spiderman. One Spiderboy. What about Aisha?
Ayub: Aisha is Spiderbaby.
Sulaiman: Hahaha. Aisha is a loser.
Me: Where did Aisha come from?
Ayub: From Mama! Aisha come from your tummy!
Sulaiman: No. Aisha come from Uranus.
Me: What’s the new boy’s name?
Sulaiman: (mumbles something that sounds like Noh)
Me: His name is Noh?
Sulaiman: Nooooo…
Ayub: What, no?
Me: I thought Sulaiman said his friend’s name is Noh.
Ayub: No, is like “n” and “o.”
Me: Yes, that’s “no.” But Noh is a name. Of a person. It’s a boy’s name.
Ayub: What boy?
Me: Sulaiman’s friend.
Sulaiman: Noooooooooh…
Ayub: No is like no.
Me: No, Noh is like n-o-h. No is n-o.
Ayub: Oh, I know! Like “I know!”
Me: Haha no, that’s “know” like k-n-o-w. This is Noh like n-o-h.
Sulaiman: Nonononononono…
Me: So is his name Noh?
Sulaiman: Noh. It’s Jeremy.
Ayub: Ayub is the first baby in Mama’s tummy. Then Sulaiman, then Aisha. Right, Mama?
Me: Yeah.
Sulaiman: But I want to be first!
Me: You’re second. Second is awesome.
Ayub: But first is more more MORE awesome.
Sulaiman: It’s not fair. I want to be the first in Mama’s tummy! I never get a chance!
Sulaiman: I want to be first.
Ayub: No, I’m the first.
Me: You’re both first. Together.
Sulaiman: Yah, we’re both first. We’re the winner.
Ayub: Yah! We’re winners!
Sulaiman: But Aisha is last. Aisha is a loser.